Why is a raven like a writing desk?   My name is Lauren Alice. Mid-20s. Avid Alice Lover. Certified Teacher seeking to be a life changer.

#butfirst #letmetakeaselfie

#butfirst #letmetakeaselfie

— 2 hours ago with 2 notes

#butfirst  #letmetakeaselfie 
so you’ve all probably seen this picture

wondering-if-we-still-belong:

4bbie:

image

well, i don’t know the girl in the “don’t support fag marriages” picture, but i did come across this:

image

and i feel really bad that she’s getting so much hate for a simple misunderstanding. i’m not tumblr famous or anything, so this probably won’t go too well, but i’m trying to get the word out because i feel bad for this girl. thanks

Signal boost the fuck out of this, someone who didn’t do anything wrong doesn’t deserve hate. 

(via notenuf)

— 1 day ago with 231561 notes

unradiantly:

Now that it’s spring I should probably shave my legs

(via redheadwonder92)

— 1 day ago with 36732 notes

peanutbutterdeadlifts:

gaydarjedi:

TINY BABY THINGS

omg the chameleon

(Source: otakusfriends, via quotesofbeauty)

— 1 day ago with 466068 notes

foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via quotesofbeauty)

— 1 day ago with 485527 notes

"It’s like everyone tells a story about themselves inside their own head. Always. All the time. That story makes you what you are. We build ourselves out of that story."
Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind (via kingkillerarchives)

(Source: quoted-books, via kingkillerarchives)

— 1 day ago with 419 notes

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

(via wilwheaton)

— 1 day ago with 160842 notes

frostingpeetaswounds:

JENNIFER WAS LITERALLY REACTING TO NOTHING WHILE GOING UP THE TUBE INTO THE ARENA AFTER CINNA WAS KILLED RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER, SHE WAS LITERALLY STANDING IN AN EMPTY ROOM WITH A GREEN SCREEN AND JUST POURING OUT HER EMOTIONS WHEN ALL SHE HAD TO LOOK AT WERE GREEN WALLS AND THE CEILING

image

TELL ME THIS ISN’T GREAT ACTING I DARE U

(via redheadwonder92)

— 1 day ago with 64097 notes

primrosesevredeen:

soldmysoul4wifi:

Do you know what a Black Widow movie means?

It means we get to watch 90 minutes of Scarlett Johansson crushing the patriarchy in a skintight black catsuit with a hunk of sexy named Jeremy Renner by her side, and if that is not the best thing you’ve ever heard then I don’t know what to do with you.

And, and, and…. We get to find out what happened in Budapest

(via redheadwonder92)

— 1 day ago with 37507 notes

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

(via redheadwonder92)

— 1 day ago with 79775 notes

"LOOK AT THE CAT"
me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via stay-ocean-minded)

(Source: spockular, via redheadwonder92)

— 1 day ago with 452912 notes

artandspunk:

justingingerlake:

This is so important.

this is really disheartening 

(via notenuf)

— 1 day ago with 446804 notes

me:this book is going to ruin my social life
me:
me:
me:well it's not like i have one
me:*continues reading*
— 1 day ago with 1086 notes

so let me get this straight. anti-choicers took $500,000 dollars worth of pennies and sealed them in a glass case as a “memorial” to “victims” of abortion. i’m going to say that again. these people have locked away $500,000 dollars as a “tribute” to dead blobs of cells instead of donating that money to actual living breathing children who don’t have basic necessities or homes.

anti-choicers are incredible

(Source: foxyshy, via g3tbent)

— 1 day ago with 83938 notes