Why is a raven like a writing desk?   My name is Lauren Alice. Mid-20s. Avid Alice Lover. Certified Teacher seeking to be a life changer.

Anonymous asked: spoiler alert: they all die in the end


Answer:

tsarbucks:

communistbakery:

what is this a spoiler for ??

life

— 4 hours ago with 50662 notes

lagio:

I have the same amount of makeup in these two pics, well maybe liner on the right one, just different. I love showing this to boys that say they prefer “natural” beauty. Y’all are so easy to fool.

lagio:

I have the same amount of makeup in these two pics, well maybe liner on the right one, just different. I love showing this to boys that say they prefer “natural” beauty. Y’all are so easy to fool.

(via shut-upmarissa)

— 4 hours ago with 3436 notes

gingerten:

gingerten:

This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…

I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light

gingerten:

gingerten:

This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…

I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light

(via yourneckplusmyteeth)

— 4 hours ago with 50722 notes

randy-gets-swole:

ginger-yuri-girl:

xlinzballx:

deez-sluts:

me

this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my life

You’re not i want to kiss you too

Yep the accuracy is accurate

(Source: nentindo, via redheadwonder92)

— 4 hours ago with 649715 notes

angrynerdyblogger:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this

(via redheadwonder92)

— 4 hours ago with 77109 notes

bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

(Source: d-eadrise, via redheadwonder92)

— 4 hours ago with 39798 notes

wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

image

(Source: communistbakery, via redheadwonder92)

— 4 hours ago with 139680 notes

janekrahe:

sarahreesbrennan:

geek-ramblings:

When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett [Johansson] does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that. There’s so many of these little people out here doing awful things for money in the world of being famous. And little girls see that. They should have the opposite spectrum of that to look up to.

Dreamboat, check, awesome human being, check. 

#look at your favorites#now back to mackie#sadly your favorites aren’t mackie#but if they stopped being misogynistic assholes#they could be like mackie#look back at this post#this post is now that piece of furniture you’ve always wanted#and he found it in a dumpster#he doesn’t need a horse because he flies on the sighs of angels

janekrahe:

sarahreesbrennan:

geek-ramblings:

When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett [Johansson] does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that. There’s so many of these little people out here doing awful things for money in the world of being famous. And little girls see that. They should have the opposite spectrum of that to look up to.

Dreamboat, check, awesome human being, check. 

(via redheadwonder92)

— 4 hours ago with 41555 notes

vintagegal:

"I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave."

(via staythatswhatimeanttosay)

— 4 hours ago with 14878 notes

thebobblehat:

- Professionals

- Frat buds

- Children

(Source: tsundereslasher, via bennybabyimthedoctor)

— 4 hours ago with 257929 notes

4gifs:

Hockey player makes kid’s day. [video]

4gifs:

Hockey player makes kid’s day. [video]

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via bennybabyimthedoctor)

— 4 hours ago with 63135 notes

pixiec0re:

cuteys:

if a boy ever hid behind the flowers he was trying to give me i would probably just squeeze his face and kiss him because hes so cute

FUCK I WANT TO DATE SPIDERMAN SO BAD HOLY FUCK

pixiec0re:

cuteys:

if a boy ever hid behind the flowers he was trying to give me i would probably just squeeze his face and kiss him because hes so cute

FUCK I WANT TO DATE SPIDERMAN SO BAD HOLY FUCK

(Source: caroforbes, via bennybabyimthedoctor)

— 4 hours ago with 991637 notes

thiefofcamorr:

My Cealdish money has arrived. I’m all set for The University in (well, near) Imre!

thiefofcamorr:

My Cealdish money has arrived. I’m all set for The University in (well, near) Imre!

(via kingkillerarchives)

— 4 hours ago with 74 notes

#does want